Truth be told, I’m as fanatical as the rest, but I’m tiring and prepared to repent. Every day I hear people on the far right, threatening to leave the country if the Democrats retain the White House, and others on the far left threatening the same if the Republican candidates are successful. So there ya go! All we have to do is back a successful ticket with both Barrack Obama and Ron Paul as running mates, and our problem is solved! With the lunatic fringes from both the right and the left safely relocated in Canada, I foresee the dawn of a bright new age of unity.