Once again this
morning I caught myself playing the part of the silly, ol’ man. It's one of the few things I continue to get better at. I was perched precariously
on the rear tractor fender, on tiptoe, clinging desperately to a handful of leaves
on a hickory branch with one hand, while working feverishly to wrap a thirty pound
choker chain around the limb with the other.
This was not done simply as recreation.
The limb posed a threat to tractor cabs during the haying process, and I
was absolutely determined to pull it down. At the time, this seemed a remarkably
good idea. It was at this point in the festivities that I recalled countless
incidents of other silly, ol’ men found pinned in the wreckage of what seemed
at the time a remarkably good idea.
Invariably, those retaining some degree of mental clarity will ask, what
in the world were they thinking! I’ll
tell you. Those of us, who are blessed
to spend much of our lives on the farm, rely on an indispensable and time-honored
recipe: three parts exertion, two parts stamina, one part ingenuity, seventeen
parts luck, and 30 parts absolute insanity!
It’s how we’ve always done things. It’s the only way things get done. After
sixty plus years of this, there comes a day when one or more of these
ingredients just simply peters out. So here’s the thing; if you know any silly,
ol’ men, count your blessings and enjoy ‘em while they last. Even if they’ve
been insured, it’s hard to find parts. ;)
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