Late
one autumn evening,
All
the leaves was orange and brown,
And
the pines was mighty perty
With
the moon a beamin’ down.
There
was barely just a breath of breeze.
The
woods were cool and still,
And
I was out a listening
For
the falls last whippoorwill.
I
sauntered around the corner
Of
the house, out by the deck,
And
I couldn’t help but grinning
As
I stopped and craned my neck.
I
peeked in through the window,
Where
the Misses was at work,
And
I recognized the duty
That
no man could ever shirk.
She
had finished baking goodies,
And
was standing at the sink.
She
was reaching for the dipper,
Just
to get herself a drink.
When
without a bit of warning,
Not
inkling or a trace,
I
sprang up at the window
To
confront her face to face!
Well
it must have been horrendous
When
she saw me glaring in,
With
the darkness all around me
And
the moonlight on my grin.
Cause
it wasn’t but a second
Till
her color went real poor,
And
her knees collapsed beneath her,
And
I heard her hit the floor!
Our
Scotty looked real nervous
As
he lit out for the shed,
And
I figured it was likely
That
was where I’d make my bed.
Well
you can’t even imagine
How
I felt there all alone.
Just
the thought of going in the house
Struck
terror to the bone.
I
figured she’d be coming to,
And
I figured she’d be hacked!
I
wouldn’t get no goodies.
I
knew that for a fact.
When
at last I peeked in through the door,
She
grabbed me by an ear!
I
took an awful beating.
The
price I paid was dear!
I
was quick to holler uncle,
Or
it’s likely I’d be dead.
I
was right about the goodies.
And
it’s cold as penguin poop out in the shed!
SC